COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .
65 above zero:Texans turn on the heat. People in Montana plant gardens.
60 above zero:Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Montana sunbathe.
50 above zero:Italian & English cars won't start. People in Montana drive with the windows down.
40 above zero: Texans don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero: People in Texas all die. Montanans close the windows.
Zero:Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Montana get out their winter coats.
10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Montanans get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero:ALL atomic motion stops. People in Montana start saying...'Cold enough for you?'
50 below zero:Hell freezes over. Montana public schools will open 2 hours late
1 comment:
The reason for this is that boxers do not ride up, so they are not showing anything beneath your clothes here. Most men will never wear underwear that rides up so you can feel pretty confident in wearing them.
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