IF YOU WERE A GIRL IN THE 70'S OR 80's

You had that Fisher Price Doctor's Kit with a stethoscope that actually worked.

You owned a bicycle with a banana seat and a plastic basket with flowers on it.

You learned to skate with actual skates (not roller blades) that had metal wheels.

You thought Gopher from Love Boat was cute (admit it!)

You had nightmares after watching Fantasy Island .

You had either a 'bowl cut' or 'pixie', not to mention the 'Dorothy Hamill'...people sometimes thought you were a boy.

You had rubber boots for rainy days and Moon boots for snowy days.

You owned a 'Slip-n-Slide', on which you injured yourself on a sprinkler head more than once.

You owned 'Klick-Klacks' and smacked yourself in the face more than once!

Your Holly Hobbie sleeping bag was your most prized possession.

You wore a poncho, gauchos, and knickers.

You begged Santa for the electronic game, Simon.

You had the Donnie and Marie dolls with those pink and purple satiny shredded outfits, or the Sunshine Family.

You spent hours in your backyard on your metal swing set with the trapeze. The swing set tipped over at least once.

You had homemade ribbon barrettes in every imaginable color.

You had a pair of Doctor Scholl's sandals (the ones with hard sole & the buckle).

You wanted to be Laura Ingalls Wilder really bad; you wore that Little House on the Prairie-inspired plaid, ruffle shirt with the high neck in at least one school picture; and you despised Nellie Olson!

You wanted your first kiss to be at a roller rink!

PONG was the most remarkable futuristic game you've ever heard of!

Your hairstyle was described as having 'wings' or 'feathers' and you kept it 'pretty' with the comb you kept in your back pocket. When you walked, the 'wings' flapped up and down, looked like you were gonna 'take off'.

You know who Strawberry Shortcake is, as well as her friends, Blueberry Muffin and Huckleberry Pie.

You carried a Muppets lunch box to school and it was metal, not plastic. With the thermos inside...some were glass and broke the first time you dropped them.

You and your girlfriends would fight over which of the Dukes of Hazzard was your boyfriend.

You often asked your Magic-8 ball the question: 'Who will I marry. Shaun Cassidy, Leif Garrett, or David Cassidy?'

You completely wore out your Grease, Saturday Night Fever, and Fame soundtrack record albums.

You tried to do lots of arts and crafts, like yarn and Popsicle-stick God's eyes, decoupage, or those weird potholders made on a plastic loom.

You made Shrinky-Dinks and put iron-on kittens on your t-shirts!

You used to tape record songs off the radio by holding your portable tape player up to the speaker.

You had subscriptions to Dynamite and Tiger Beat.

You learned everything you needed to know about girl issues from Judy Blume books. (Are you there God, It's me, Margaret.)

You thought Olivia Newton John's song 'Physical' was about aerobics. (its not??)

You wore friendship pins on your tennis shoes, or shoelaces with heart or rainbow designs.

You wanted to be a Solid Gold dancer.

You drowned yourself in Love's Baby Soft - which was the first 'real' perfume you ever owned.

You glopped your lips in Strawberry Roll-on lip-gloss till it almost dripped off.

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .

65 above zero:Texans turn on the heat. People in Montana plant gardens.

60 above zero:Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Montana sunbathe.

50 above zero:Italian & English cars won't start. People in Montana drive with the windows down.

40 above zero: Texans don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero: People in Texas all die. Montanans close the windows.

Zero:Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Montana get out their winter coats.

10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Montanans get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero:ALL atomic motion stops. People in Montana start saying...'Cold enough for you?'

50 below zero:Hell freezes over. Montana public schools will open 2 hours late

Most dangerous cake recipe in the world

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE

4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large microwave safe coffee mug

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 5 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous)
why it's the most dangerous cake recipe in the world !
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it....


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!

Body Facts- Very Interesting

~The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

~A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

~It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

~One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

~Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

~The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

~A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

~If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.

~Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

~There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

~Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.

~Women blink twice as often as men

~The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

~When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate.

~Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.

~Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

~If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

~The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.



HEY GUYS...Still looking at your thumb, aren't you!

Remembering Our Babies

On September 28, 2006, the US House of Representatives passed House Concurrent Resolution #222, making October 15th National Pregnancy and Infant Loss Awareness Day.

In Memory of our Little Angels

May 2002

February 2005

November 2005

For more information, please visit http://www.october15th.com/

Redneck Love Poem

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, 'SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.'

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL;

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;

YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.